hellasterek said: sterek - (608):you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
“That guy looks like he’s contracepting with his face,” Stiles says to Scott, nods at some dude coming out of the school building.
“Don’t be mean,” Scott chides, pushing his elbow into Stiles’ side. “You were weird-looking in high school, too.”
Stiles almost drops his basket, clutches at his chest in shock. “And here I was thinking it were my high standards that kept everyone away,” he deadpans before he turns to a group of girls passing by, bats his eyelashes with a smile and puts some condoms in each of their hands. “Stay safe,” he tells them as they back away, giggling.
“Did you adjust your standards in college or how come you barely went a week without sex?” Scott asks, smiles at two shy-looking boys that stare up at him with wide eyes. When he holds out his basket with condoms, both of the guys look like they might get an aneurysm.
Stiles snorts sardonically. “Funny.”